A one-person comedy about one mediocre horse girl on a race to ruin.

Sibling rivalry. Mark Todd fever dreams. A very sexy horse. A one-person comedy about one mediocre horse girl on a race to ruin.

Sharni teaches rich kids to ride horses and deals pony poo on the side, while her twin brother wins Olympic medals. But Sharni has a plan. She’s going to buy the sexiest horse in town and get to the Olympics herself.

All that stands in her way is a baby, a lack of cash, and a shitty temper.

2022 Adam NZ Play Award Shortlister.

“Richly humorous blend of passion, pettiness, pain and pathos” – Theatreview